Why accountants don't read novels?
Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
If an accountant's wife cannot sleep, what does she say?
"Darling, could you tell me about your work."
What is the definition of "accountant"?
Someone who solves a problem you didn’t know you had in a way you don’t understand.
What do accountants do for fun?
Add the telephone book!
Why don't old accountants never die?
They just lose their balance!
How do you know when an accountant is on holiday?
He doesn't wear a tie and comes in after 8am!
Why did God invent economists?
So accountants could have someone to laugh at.
What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?
The accountant knows he is boring.
Why did the accountant stare at his glass of orange juice for three hours?
Because on the box it said Concentrate.
JANE NGO CPA
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